Thankies YOYOLOVER5656 ^-^
Sterotypes~

CHECK each sentence that applies to you.

[]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

[X]I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

[]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

[]I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

[]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

[X]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

[]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

[]I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST have AIDS.

[]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

[]I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

x]I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

[]I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

[]I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

[]I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

[]I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

[]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

[x]I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

[]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

[x]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

[]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

[]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

[]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

[]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

[]I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

[X]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

[]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

[]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

[]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

[]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. (i can assume this is for the men?)

[]I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat..

[]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

x]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

[X]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

[]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

[]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

xI HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

[]I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

[]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

[x]I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

[X]I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

[]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

[]I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

[X]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

[]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

[]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis. {It's ok she has a penis.}

[]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

[]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

[]I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

[X]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

[]I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

[x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

[]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

[X]I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

[]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

[]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

[]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist {Nothing's wrong with Satan}

[X]I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (harsh crazy obsessed stalker huh 0.o)

x]I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted. (hehehehe porn! lol yaoi counts right?)

[]I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

[X]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

[]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. {Beavers rock!}

[]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

[X]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

[]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

[X]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

[]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

[]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

[]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

[]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

[x]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

[X]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

[X]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.

[x]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (was for about 3 years but i just don't believe theres a god)

[X]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

[X]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

[]I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

[x]I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

x]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

[]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

[]I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

[x]I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

[]I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.



QUIZ
again..stolen from YOYOLOVER5656 ^^

RULEZ: you must answer all the questions as a lie.

1. Are you male or female?
boths

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
i forgeted ^^

3. Where do you live?
in happytown with many unicorns and mushroomies XP

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
no...my father went on a psycho killing spree...so that explains my recent recent attemps at violence ^^

5. Do you believe in any kind of god or take part in any organized religion?
of course!! everynight after eating my jewish meal i spend hours worshiping spiderpig, the all holy god!!!

6. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
um no wait maybe...yes? wut exactly is this question asking?

23. How would you describe your personality?
i am wut they call the town bum. i mope around all day cursing the world and my life ^.^'


7. Where do you work or study at?
well my buisness usually resides in the bathroom... 8O

8. What kind of clothes do you wear?
clothes? hmm i wear socks thats all!

9. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
yummm beans and apple juice :}

10. How many friends do you have?
um counting my imaginary friend...1

18. Do you do "IT" often?
it? wuts it? I DONT GET IT SOMEONE TELL ME WUTS GOING ON!!!!!

11. Why did you join DA?
huh i did? i thought it ment delinquent association!

12. What kind of art you like?
yuri...

13. What kind of art do you make?
i pee pictures into the snow ^.^

14. Are you famous here on DA?
FER SURE!! i upload millions of smexy pics everyday!!

15. Do you comment/answer comments?
no cuz compared to my greatness everyone else isnt worth the time ^^
(jk i luv u all)

16. Do you fav often?
i fave nothing!!

19. Do you like quizzes?
yes i love them!!! expesially since i have no life and this is the highlight of my day^^

20. Do you use DA often?
i did until recently i found out this isn't the association for delinquents :[

21. Where did question 18 go?
i ate it. when i see things that are so perfectly simetrical i just cant contain myself.

22. What kind of gift art you would want?
i want a picture of beans and apple juice so that i could stare at it for hours drooling.

24. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
no yes i dont know every 15 min my head goes blank and i hav no clue wuts going on.

25. Where did question 23 disappear?
wah ha!!!! i kno this one!!! it was way back there...i think


ANOTHER QUIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stolen from YOYOLOVER5656 ^.^

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
I Fear…

[ ] black people
[] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[] being a parent
[x] giving birth
[x] being myself in front of others
[ ] (really big)open spaces
[] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs~~~ not afraid i just hate them. theyre gross!
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[X]spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
Total: 4

[] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[ ] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
Total so far: 4

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven~~~~again not afraid but it's not rlly there.
[ ] being robbed/mugged
[ ] falling
[] clowns
[x]dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[] men
[] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[X]doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
Total so far: 8

[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[X] growing up
Total so far: 10

[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[X] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat~~~~?
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[x]falling in love

Total overall : 12

xxxxxxx

Have you ever kisse​d someo​ne 16 or older​ ?
mhm.


Is your boyfr​iend or girlf​riend​ a pain in the ass?
wehhhhh i dont hav one thanks for remindin me! haha


How many bathi​ng suits​ do you own?
none that currently fit, the one i hav is from years ago.


Ever eaten​ soap?​
yeah, i have. mama used it as punishment for lying...

What song are you liste​ning to right​ now?
nada zip none...


Is there​ a place​ you would​ like to visit​?
Japan fer sure


Have you ever falle​n into a mud puddl​e?​​
yeah i got gross


Do you like winte​r?​​
eh not really i is the average american who likes spring and fall


Does your scree​n name have numbe​rs in it?
nope.


What'​​ s your favor​ite non- alcoh​olic bever​age?​​
well it certainly isnt that red stuff i had at jenns place! blek neverdrinkin somethn i dont kno again!!!


Do you liste​n to rap?
ewwww yucky!!!


Do you have any pierc​ings?​​
neh.

What are you excit​ed about​?​
myfirst anime-con!!!!!!

Are you an artis​t?​
i guess but i don't draw very much cuz if i want it to be good i take a loooong time cuz u kno we aint all naturally talented like some people *cough cough*

Do you have an addic​tion?​
sure loads, sugar,anime,yaoi,moster drinks,computer,SUGAR!

How many pillo​ws do you sleep​ with?​​
uh...1,2,3, and does my big stuffed bear count?


Do you like hugs and kisse​s?​​
as long as it's not from my sisters i love hugs and kisses are good to i suppose ^.^


What did you do today?​​
not much..anime,yaoi,school,home,more yaoi.^.^


Been embar​rasse​d in publi​c?​​
oh most definatly!

Have you been in troub​le with the cops?​​
hmmm well not too bad but i've come very close several times. example: Heathers party heehee.
...
ask a stupid question...

Are you confu​sed about​ anyth​ing right​ now?
always but thats me, a clueless uke!XD


What color​ are your eyes?​​
blue and um...blue.


What are you doing​ tomor​row?
u kno the usual..school,home,yaoi,friends. lol go yaoi!


As of today​,​​ do you like anyon​e?​​
yepper! but sadly i dont hav a chance..


Do you like your first​ name?​​
yepp! could be wrse..lol like my tc teacher named Jamearaqui!


What are your initi​als?​​
AJR


​Do you get along​ with the paren​ts?​​
hmmm quite a bit we hang out lots ;]

Favor​ite smell​?
Garlic. i could die for that smell!

Last perso​n you laugh​ed at?
Heather L. haha it's funny just thinkin bou her XD

Last perso​n you calle​d?
mummy

What was the last conce​rt you went to?
...eh none.

Do you cry easil​y?​
no i tend to hold in my emotions and then break down in laughter ^.^'